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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hipster burn his fingers? because he changed the light bulb before it was cool"
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"I'm watching a guy on tv who makes a living simply by having opinions about hockey wondering which one of us is the bigger pile of shit."
"My penis died. Can I bury it in your vagina?"
"I'm in the middle of inventing emo playing cards. You have to shuffle them, but afterwards the deck cuts itself."
"[Zoo, bird show] ""Millions of years of evolution have made these ancient raptors into graceful sky gods."" *bird headbutts window 50 times*"
"Trust us: the feminine form of 'ghostbuster' is 'ghostbuster'."
"Old Macdonald had a really bad scrabble hand...... E - I - E - I - O....."
"Mayweather gets in a street fight... Wins by decision"
"My Butt giving the day off to employees on Thanksgiving.. **PSYCHE** Probably gonna take a huge dump instead."
"ME: (signing) What color are apples? BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors"