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Joke of the Day
"What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast? 'Ommm' lettes!"
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"How did the sailor deal with the death of his friend? He sent out a message in remorse code."
"Just had to cut ties with the girl I was dating after I found out we both wanted different things. She wanted a relationship and I wanted a better looking girlfriend."
"Actual advice Mallard in a recent interview denounced his internet fame. It was quite a pro duck shun."
"Hulk got mad at his washing machine. Hulk SMASH IT! So Hulk gotta go to laundromat this morning. Hulk so stupid."
"I got my friend a house warming present I got him a bag of logs for his wood burner"
"Every time I pour a round of drinks, it goes all over the place. I think I need glasses."
"I'm Black. So I can't be racist. But these suckers keep telling me that I am. ""Jake, you can't call yourself Black just because you went to jail once. That is racist"""
"Hey dad, wanna hear a dirty joke? [SFW] Me: Hey dad, wanna hear a dirty joke? Dad: No, do YOU wanna hear a dirty joke? Me: Sure... Dad: Four white horses fell in a mud puddle."
"They say 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile Not me I live next to 2 smoking hot 8 year olds"