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Joke of the Day

"Personal trainer: So what's your goal? Me: I wanna look good in pictures that I'm not the one taking"

"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: They should both be changed regularly, because they're full of shit."

"I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape. I should get a new keyboard."

"HELP! I just sent my girlfriend a dick pic... and she just sent me one back."

"""I'm a hoarse whisperer..."" - Batman"

"Hey, Reddit! Guess what! Chicken butt."

"I saw a guy walking 4 dogs this morning and thought, Wow!.. That guy must be really blind."

"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt."

"If I say ""I don't know, let me look"", I'm really just spinning around in my chair a few times while you're on hold."

"What's the definition of irony? An incongruity between expectation and result."