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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between black people amd snow tires? Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them."

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Slap a man with the same fish and the video will go viral in under 48 hours. #Truth"

"One of the funniest vampire jokes ever! Never mind, it sucks."

"German humor... It's no laughing matter."

"In the 1970s it was almost impossible to insult someone electronically. Thank god that nightmare is over."

"According to tinder, every guy is at a lake holding a fish & every girl is on top of a mountain & that's why it's so tragically hard to meet"

"Why was the piano teacher arrested? He kept fingering A minor."

"Have you tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they."

"I really wish every time I insulted someone, you suddenly hear that ""Oooohhh"" the audience does in sitcom shows."

"It's not premarital sex If you never get married"