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Joke of the Day

"German humor... It's no laughing matter."

"I bought a time machine. I bought a second hand time machine next Tuesday. They don't make them like they're going to anymore."

"I smoke in the car and the smell is in my clothes, skin, and hair but this gum will cover everything up so no one will know. - smokers"

"What happened when the Ape won the door prize? He didn't take it - he already had a door!"

"When Your Girlfriend or Boyfriend Block You It,s Called An E-DIVORCE :D"

"What's the difference between a hippie chick and a pizza? I don't peel the crust off of a pizza before I eat it"

"Apparently, 4.665642(1) out of 7.4 people overcomplicate things."

"How many french men does it take to conquer Paris? No one knows, it's never been done."

"Teach a man to phish and he'll pretend he's a Nigerian businessman."

"The best curves on a girl is her smile.....Naw just kidding look at dat ass!"