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Joke of the Day
"One of the funniest vampire jokes ever! Never mind, it sucks."
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"Why does everyone make fun of Batmans old suit, the one with the nipples? Bats have nipples. Hell, that's the most sensitive part of a bat."
"I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there."
"what if Spider Man has to stop a crime in the countryside"
"Trying to Have a Baby Saying that ""We are trying to have a baby"" is the only discreet way I can tell my mother-in-law that I had sex with her daughter 4 times last week."
"Agreeable Caesar He came, he saw, and he concurred."
"What do you say when your TV is floating in the night? ""Drop it, nigga."""
"Me: I HAD A VISION! I was a GARDEN GNOME & I was ridding a FLAMINGO & the FAIRIES sprinkled cocaine on me & I FLIED!! My Therapist: ....."
"Did you hear about the auto mechanic who went to a psychiatrist and insisted on laying under the couch?"
"No, of course I'm not mad. It's fine. *goes home, starts building a Death Star."