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Joke of the Day

"One of the funniest vampire jokes ever! Never mind, it sucks."

"PSA: Don't get a cheap circumcision. Usually, it's a rip-off."

"What did the Jewish Pedophile say to the boy? Would you like to buy some candy?"

"Karma takes too long, I'd rather beat the shit out of you just now."

"Another previously unknown dinosaur was the Thesaurus who used flowery language to confuse and disorient predators while he made his escape"

"Dating tip: Walk up to a girl in a club, smile, look into her eyes, take her hand and walk away. If she wants her hand back, she'll find you"

"Why did the crab jump out of the water? Because the SeaWeed.."

"When a computer program says ""Not Responding"" I start texting it stuff like ""Who are you with?"" and ""Just heard our song"""

"Want to hear a joke? It's called my life"

"""SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP"" I yell at the neighbor I can hear vacuuming at 1pm in the afternoon."