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Joke of the Day

"I really wish every time I insulted someone, you suddenly hear that ""Oooohhh"" the audience does in sitcom shows."

"What's the internal temperature of a Ton-Ton? Lukewarm."

"What does a racist baker exclaim? white flour!"

"""You had a life. It was this long. Here's a rock."" - tombstones"

"Alsation: How come you are always so well behaved when you go on a walk with your master? Chihuahua: It's the leash I can do!"

"What's the difference between hematologists and urologists? A hematologist pricks fingers."

"I can't Colbert it, they were the Stewartship of my news and entertainment."

"How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for? Pound an alarm"

"Vegetarians and vegans are admirable ...... but cannibals are the real humanitarians."

"I hate when people post lyrics from songs, but I will survive."