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Joke of the Day
"Charlie Sheen is HIV positive It seems he went from tiger blood to monkey blood."
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"Crucifixion art is so depressing. Every time I look at Jesus, I can't help thinking...I'll never have abs like that."
"Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves? Maths teachers, they make everybody count."
"What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian? The canoe tips."
"Who likes bad jokes What do you get when you crash a ford focus with a ford fiesta. A ford fusion"
"They say 1 in every 4 men is gay, so there must be one in my group of friends. I wonder which one of them 7 is, I really need a cock in my ass."
"What will happen when Pokemon GO Is updated with Johto Pokemon? It will become Pokemon GOld"
"Overslept this morning and missed church for the last 15 years."
"What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina? The X-Men"
"If a man with no arms has a gun, is he armed?"