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Joke of the Day

"Calling them ""boobs"" is so immature. Please use the proper name, ""lovely lady lumps""."

"Why was 5 afraid of 7? [Because 6, 7 8.](http://www.reocities.com/Area51/Meteor/9836/yoda/yodafunface2.jpg)"

"What's Hitler's favourite VW? A Golf"

"Wow, I got this new lamp from the store and didn't use a dime! But instead, I used 30$"

"Took a window fitting course the other day. Smashed it."

"My front door was locked so I tried to force it open. Then my wife said ""You're not a Jedi Paul, just use the goddamn key."""

"If I ever have a daughter, i'm gonna name her Desire And when she is 18, I'll kick her out of the house and when she asks why, I'll say ""Because all suffering comes from desire""."

"My next girlfriend I am going to train like my dog. She will be loyal, obedient, and lick herself."

"The human brain is an amazing organ. It keeps working 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and 52 weeks a year, from before you leave the womb, right up until you find religion."

"Chinese Proverb Say... Man who push in front of car get tired. Man who push behind car get exhausted."