200443
Joke of the Day
"What do u call a midget mexican Paragraph because he isnt a full essay"
Next Joke
"REALTOR: You'll LOVE this home- ME: My dog doesn't like it. REALTOR: But I- ME: [holding dog in realtor's face] I TRUST HIM MORE THAN YOU"
"How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye? Looking for love in all the wrong places."
"Swine Flu is back? Just when you think something is gone forever it comes back and makes people sick.. Just like Dennis Rodman"
"What did one saggy t*t say to the other saggy t*t? If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!"
"You think you can escape Stalin's prison camps? Hah, gulag with that."
"When the punchline is in the title. What's the worst kind of joke?"
"I once submitted 10 puns to a contest to see which one would win. Unfortunately, no-pun-in-ten-did."
"Just getting romantic with the wife when our slow cooker set off our smoke alarm so yes, I was crock blocked."
"When I die, I want a disease named after me, with symptoms that include ""being fucking awesome at everything."""