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Joke of the Day

"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheel chair. (And yes, I know I'm going to hell)"

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground up and in the freezer."

"What do a pizza delivery driver and a gynecologist have in common? They both have to smell it, but neither of them can eat it"

"How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb? Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event."

"People without kids who give other people's kids messy or annoying toys.. Imagine that we gave you a monkey with a kazoo and fingerpaints.."

"Did you hear the one about the streaker who ran naked through a church? The priest caught him by the organ"

"What does a waiter ask a group of Jewish ladies? Q: What does a waiter ask a group of Jewish ladies? A: ""Is ANYTHING all right?"""

"Twitter is the only place where you're thrilled when a complete stranger starts following you."

"Why does moon rock taste better than earth rock? It's a little meteor."

"[radioshack meeting] employee: sir, overall sales are really low. CEO: when did we start selling overalls, bro?"