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Joke of the Day

"To the Engineer To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be."

"When I'm in an elevator with a stranger I generally hold their hand to let them know that they're safe"

"Bees Did you guys hear about the new, milk-making bees they found in Africa? They're called boo bees."

"Don't believe anything a weatherman says until he takes off the jacket and rolls up the sleeves."

"From my 7yo: ""Why did the moon marry the sun?"" Because the sun is hott."

"How do you know your house had chicken pox? It has shingles."

"The man entered his home... and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house."

"If my dad was president of this country... There would be no Isis. It would be Waswas. Dad walked in to the kitchen and dropped this on me."

"Why aren't there more women in STEM? Because they're stupid and illiterate."

"What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ? All sorts of antics !"