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Joke of the Day

"How do you know your house had chicken pox? It has shingles."

"Superman: How'd you know? Lex: Know what? S: My secret identity! L: Whaddya mean? S: You called me a KENT!! L: That's NOT what I called you."

"Windows 10? Cool! Only 85 more versions before we come back to Windows 95"

"A horse walks into a bar... And being a horse, and incapable of speech, he poops on the floor and walks out."

"What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer? The wheelchair"

"Nice try, private caller. I don't answer the phone if I know you either."

"I was gonna make a joke about cows... But it's terribull"

"I burned my Hawaiian pizza today... I guess I should have put the oven on aloha setting..."

"I told my girlfriend I would get a picture of her on my new debit card... So that even if we break-up, she'll still be taking my money."

"What's red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint!"