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Joke of the Day

"I used to play the triangle in a reggae band but left because it was just one ting after another."

"How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb? (X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key."

"No, I'm not ""lackadaisical"", I'm lazy, which is the same only 3 whole syllables less."

"What's green, fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table."

"Walked right by an ex-girlfriend today. Not on purpose, I just didn't recognize her with her mouth closed."

"What's the difference between apathy and ignorance? I don't know and I don't care."

"Hangovers: Where the spirits you drink the night before haunt you the next day."

"What are the two problems Donald Trump is currently being treated for ? 1) Electile Dysfunction and 2) Premature Congratulations."

"What do women and dog shit have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up."

"Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands. I like this joke because it never grows old. -I saw this on twitter today and laughed, so I thought I would share."