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Joke of the Day

"#1 complaint of armored car drivers? People they talk to along the way ending the conversation with ""...and you can take THAT to the bank!"""

"What did the band kid say to the other band kid after she found out he was cheating on her? ""You double timing son of a bitch!"""

"Why can't bike stand on its own? ...because it's two tired."

"If a red panda is caught stealing, what do you call it? It was caught Red Panded"

"Did you hear about the Woodstock Killer? He was charged for murder within tents."

"What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects? Is it about black people?"

"Visitor: Wow you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them? Cowboy: No we just let them go barefoot."

"""Awww. There there."" *pats you on the face. Hard"

"A horse walked into a bar... ...several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger of the situation."

"Hot single senior citizens in your area need air conditioning."