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Joke of the Day

"If a red panda is caught stealing, what do you call it? It was caught Red Panded"

"What did the dyslexic chemist do? He drank H20, too!"

"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where's my tractor?"" (as told by my Irish granddad)"

"Never take for granted someone that can make you smile or the fact that you have something to smile about."

"What do you a pterodactyl that can't fly? Inosaur."

"(My 99 y/o Jewish grandma told me this joke tonight and I have never heard it before) - ""Why was Abraham Lincoln Jewish?"" Because he was shot in the temple."

"Did you know there are bees that produce milk? Yeah, they are called boo bees."

"What do you call a disabled paedophile? A creepy crawly"

"Due to a gypsy curse, I gain weight each time I consume more calories than are burned by my basal metabolic rate plus daily activities."

"I hate ingrown hairs... They really get under my skin"