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Joke of the Day

"What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects? Is it about black people?"

"""Dad I want to be a feminist when I grow up"" ""Well, pick one honey, you can't do both"""

"A redditor discovers that the world will end in 23 hours... The news never even got to report on it."

"How do you organize a party in outer space? You planet. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; ...I'll show myself out."

"She : It's not working between us. He : Why ? She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course ?"

"What do you call a group of Geometry classes? A geomeforest."

"The invisible man and the shrink The receptionist tells the psychiatrist that there's a man in the waiting room who claims to be invisible. The Psychiatrist says, ""Tell him I can't see him right now."""

"""Here taste this "" followed by a 32 minute speech on all the ingredients."

"How does a Marxist jack off? By seizing the means of reproduction."

"Why is Superman wanted by the police? He is wanted for being the Man of Steal."