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Joke of the Day
"What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers? An order for two large plains."
Next Joke
"You never realize how boring life is until someone asks you what you like to do for fun."
"I bet the women who only tweet about sex are probably some of the nicest men you'll ever meet in person."
"Friend: ""I'm breaking up with my boyfriend. He acts like a savage."" Me: ""Fred or Ben?"""
"GEEK BOOTY CALL... CHARISMA Looks like somebody rolled a 20 on their Charisma check!"
"How come men don't watch women's ice hockey? No man can handle that many periods."
"What is the most honest vegetable? Beetruet"
"if you have penciled-on eyebrows I can't hear a word you're saying because I'm staring at them"
"Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop? She was trying to find the lowest prices"
"Good night everyone. There's a pillow with my name on it. It's a long story. But basically, I had a brief obsession with needlework."