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Joke of the Day

"I once was bored so I decided to eat a clock to *pass the time*. It was very *time consuming*. Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk"

"I was so upset when the bathroom was out of toilet paper... I was shitty all day!"

"Playing golf for the first time this weekend reminded me of my trip to Taiwan It was a good experience and I had a great time, even though I ended up in a few traps."

"What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common? The same middle name."

"A pencil stands face to face against his nemesis, Paper. Will our hero find the strength he needs to overcome his greatest foe?! 2B continued..."

"Asked my dad if he heard about the head tranplant on the news. He said, ""No, but it sounds like it's way ahead of it's time."""

"Best part of Twenty Sever year olds. Theres twenty of them."

"A man walks into a bar... His friends ducked."

"How do hispanics cut a pizza? Little Caesars"

"I'm teaching my dog to jump through burning hoops. This is my 12th dog."