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Joke of the Day
"What type of classical music do chickens like best? Bach."
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"I just ran into my high school bully and it was great cause I'm doing well and he's 17 which is very old for a dog"
"Did you hear about that new film on the B-17 aircraft? It bombed"
"I accidentally mixed the I Can't Believe It's Not Butter in with the regular butter and NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE!"
"Q:Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees? A:Because Germans like to march in the shade."
"A seal walks into a bar The bartender says, ""What'll it be?"" The seal says, ""Anything but a Canadian Club."""
"The Air-force Cadets get Red Bull in their ration packs Because apparently it gives them wings"
"Never fall in love with a tennis player. Love means nothing to them."
"Where do fish keep their money? In the river bank."
"If an athlete gets athlete's foot what does an astronaut get? Missile toe."