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Joke of the Day
"Pick a woman with wits. Wits will never sag."
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"Your Google search history is the real you."
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"My Boss complains about that i ""come"" too early in work. The Job Pornstar is Hard. :I"
"What's 668? The Neighbor of the Beast."
"A man drops his watch........ And he notices his dog is about to piss on it. The man says ""Oh no you don't, not on my watch!"""
"TIL DNA was supposed to be a line But things spiraled of control"
"A magician... Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act? It was juts a stage he was going through."
"Whats the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? One sells watches and one watches cells."
"Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!"