1995

Joke of the Day

"If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in."

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"How do you piss off a transgender? I'm sure the title will be enough to do it."
"I keep hoping one day I'll be stuck on a 6-hour flight next to Flavor Flav just so I can ask him what time it is every five minutes."
"How many topologists does it take to change a baby? Assuming the baby can be transformed into the shape of a light bulb, only one."
"Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving? Because all they serve is cold turkey."
"Great way to end a phone conversation: Yell ""OH FUCK, METEOR!"", then hang up really hard."
"Blind prostitutes. You gotta hand it to 'em."
"I got fired from my job at the sperm bank. I guess you can't keep saying ""Get a load of this guy"" every time someone walks in."
"Where do you shop for a pregnant cow? The Mooternity Section."
"I want to be an organ donner My priest said to give my heart to Jesus."