1995

Joke of the Day

"If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in."

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"DAD: My daughter ran away [hands him old photo] DETECTIVE: You have a recent photo? DAD: [shows him 9,674 selfies with the dog filter]"
"What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage? No, thanks, it's just carrion..."
"When I was at the diner tonight my waitress had a black eye. When I ordered I ordered real slow because apparently she don't listen so good."
"I'm out of coffee until tomorrow, but I just saw three squirrels doing it together so I guess my Monday's balancing out pretty well."
"Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11? Americans cant milk a cow for 16 years."
"What do you call a gay Eskimo? A snowblower."
"If a guy stares at your boobs, just stare at his d!ck ... maybe squint a little bit"
"How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to change a light bulb? None. ""Change that bulb, bitch. Then make me a sandwich and bring me a cold beer."""
"What's white and has black spots a dalmatian"