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Joke of the Day
"What's a white racist's favorite food? Klan Chowder"
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"What is the difference between my grandma and a newborn baby? When I fuck my grandma up the ass she doesn't die."
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"Jesus may have turned water into wine But I turned a whole student loan check into vodka"
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