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Joke of the Day
"Why was the Amish girl excommunicated? Too Mennonite."
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"This list is unbelievable! Number 3 is just SHOCKING; Wait till you see what number 2 is and what tops this list is just amazing! Unbelievable List: 1. Amazing 2. 3. Static electricity"
"A guest at a restaurant asks the waiter... ""do you have lobster tails?"" The waiter replies: ""Of course! Once upon a time, there was a little lobster....."""
"GOD- ""I will send a plague that will kill all living things on earth"" *Fish slip the LORD a $20* ""On second thought how about a flood?"""
"Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people."
"""I'm so stoked!"" -An excited fireplace"
"Did you hear about the boy who was known as Fog ? He was dense and wet !"
"Boss: What's your five-year goal? Me: Paid administrative leave."
"WIFE: What did you just do? CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*"
"What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals? He tripped on acid"