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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an asthmatic bird? A puffin."
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"What do you call a Jewish minister that barbecues? A Ribeye."
"What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs? A whale with a table taped to it."
"What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO? You keep hearing about em but you never see em"
"You were a great man, Christopher Columbus ... ... to think you had the foresight of giving me work off 5 centuries later."
"[Spelling Bee] Your word is palindrome ""Can you use it in a sentence?"" Go hang a salami I'm a lasagna hog."
"What do you call baby ents that are going to war? The infantree."
"Have you heard of the restaurant on the moon? great food, no atmosphere"
"My neighbor seriously just asked me, ""Does Canada have 4th of July?"" I said ""No, they skip from the 3rd to the 5th, eh? I need to move."
"A guy walks into a bar of soap."