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Joke of the Day

"What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely? An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible...."

"Why is Epsilon afraid of Zeta? Because Zeta Eta Theta"

"There's a new TV drama coming out starring Saddam Hussein it's going to be called ""Soap on a Rope"""

"4 out of 5 dentists agree: Dentist #5 is a real asshole."

"What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words? That you **had** to fart."

"What do you call a potato that looks like a penis? A dictator."

"A guy in Saudi Arabia once masturbated, breaking the law of the land. His name? Sheik Dawood."

"How do you stop a dog smelling ? Put a peg on it's nose !"

"Never look at the guy riding a unicycle, you're giving him what he wants"

"I'm not usually too good at jokes but um... Tiss"