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Joke of the Day
"Everything always ends well. If not it's probably not the end."
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"My mom says that you are what you eat. That's strange, because I haven't eaten any sexy beast recently..."
"I learned something new about Hordor (GOT SPOILERS) He's Canadian."
"The key to success is sincerity... Once you can fake that, you're golden."
"A new study has shown banana skins contain traces of LSD... I guess that explains why people are always tripping on them"
"How to describe Mitt Romney in two sentences. I stand by what I said, whatever it is that I said. I deny saying that, whatever it is that I said."
"My cow Rosie won 3 blue ribbons at last year's 4H show so I have pretty high hopes for her at this year's chili cook off."
"""Hey, I can see my house from here!"" - homeless people, almost all the time"
"Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? She was a woman."
"What do you call a doctor who is always available? An oncallogist."