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Joke of the Day

"My stats prof is so romantic... He keeps talking about his Bayes' Theorem"

"It's amazing with all of the bars in Boston that AT&T; only has one."

"There are 3 genders Male Female IMAGINATION"

"I was looking at the baseball, trying to figure out why it was getting larger. Then it hit me."

"Oh man, this whole time we've been trying to stop SEAWATER from gushing into our OIL. Stupid Terry was holding the diagram upside down."

"What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch? Matt"

"What do you call a woman of the night playing a trumpet? A prosti-toot"

"What's the difference between unlawful and illegal? One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird."

"I dissected a cow's eye in grade school. It was an eye-opening experience."

"Why aren't there any Muslim feminists? Pork is haram"