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Joke of the Day

"So I tried to get my pet kangaroo across the American border... But customs wouldn't let raw meat through."

"So my friend Greg recently changed his name to Gregory. I swear to god he's gonna re-Greg it."

"America will suffer if Trump becomes president... You could say we're going toupee for it"

"What do you call a black man that flies planes? A pilot, you racist."

"What's an educated hole in the wall? A wisecrack."

"Is it physically possible to be sad in rollerskates? Cause I think my cat's just being dramatic."

"Don't study me,,,,you wont graduate!!"

"Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart? ...because its not a Target."

"This Suicide Prevention message was brought to you in part by: **Nike** *""Just Do It""*"

"How's the elevator business? It has it's ups and downs."