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Joke of the Day
"So my friend Greg recently changed his name to Gregory. I swear to god he's gonna re-Greg it."
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"Asked my friend who works at the tampon store if he could get me a discount He said he'd pull some strings."
"I asked my 9 yr old a question 27 min ago. She's still answering it."
"I spotted a subtweet and also spotted a squirrel with a juice box... I'll let you guess which one had a greater impact on my life."
"They say great things come in small packages But I assure you my thing is still pretty good."
"A man walks into a cafe... splash!"
"I grew up to some pretty merciless parents... ""Daddy, daddy, I think I have constipation!"" ""Well, tough shit, son."""
"If ""The Breakfast Club"" were filmed today, it would be a silent movie about 5 teens looking at their phones."
"I'm pretty sure today is one of my family members birthday..... I should probably ""unblock"" them and check."
"I got arrested for sexually assaulting my teacher I was homeschooled"