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Joke of the Day
"Don't study me,,,,you wont graduate!!"
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"What do you call a whirlpool in a church? Holy water!"
"Coworker: it's dark already Me: I know, Dan. I have eyes CoW: it's only 5 'o clock Me: I KNOW DAN CoW: it's early Me: THAT'S HOW EARTH WORKS"
"Some friends, a lesbian couple... bought me an antique gold fob timepiece for my birthday. I think they mistook me when I said ""I wanna watch""."
"If these seasonal allergies don't kill me, that person I just sneezed all over probably will."
"Laziness is when a person doesn't fake that he's working."
"OC Dr. Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty? Dalek themselves clean"
"Just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers."
"Why didn't the girl go into the haunted house? She didn't have the balls."
"What do Pink Floyd & Dale Earnhart have in common? Their last big hit was the wall."