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Joke of the Day
"America will suffer if Trump becomes president... You could say we're going toupee for it"
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"What do you call a stuck up slut? Cuntseeded"
"What do you call a thief that leaves a trail? A crummy thief!"
"Starting to think my wife might have a tumor. She's had a headache for the past 15 years."
"A guy walks into a doctor's office... ...with corn in his ears, a carrot shoved up his nose and a potato in his butt. Doctor says, ""Buddy, you're not eating right..."""
"I'm not saying the police are over zealous but I was arrested yesterday for singing ""come on baby light my fire."" They said it was inflammatory."
"My wife wants to have another kid. That's like seeing light at the end of a tunnel and saying, ""I think we better turn around."""
"Life is like a box of chocolates... Most of it sucks."
"How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they arrest the room because it's black."
"What do you call retarded cow thighs? Asbergers"