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Joke of the Day

"*unexpected snow fall* Americans: ""It's the end. The apocalypse is here!"" Canadians: ""Huh...I might need a jacket"""

"Why did Tigger look down the toilet? To find Pooh!"

"Why didn't the Indian grow facial hair? He would have Apache beard"

"My inner man is a fabulous gay dude named Gary who loves pedicures and bon-bons."

"What's Kermit the Frog's favorite song? ""Whib It"" by Devo."

"After everything I put, say to yourself 'So did Michael Jackson' I went to the beach on a sunny day. I saw an ice cream stall. I bought an ice cream. It melted."

"What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard? Figuring out what to tell you about first."

"whats brown and... What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown and runny? Usain Bolt."

"We just had Christmas and now Easter is right around the corner. Hard to believe they crucified Jesus when he was only 4 months old."

"""You snooze, you lose."" -competitive insomniacs"