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Joke of the Day

"When life hands you gators, make Gatorade...just kidding-that means life hates you because the gators would totally kill and eat you 1st."

"Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it was mugged."

"How many fams does it take to get the sky lit? Just one sun"

"Overwhelming scientific evidence suggests a startling number of people are capable of ignoring overwhelming scientific evidence."

"Don't try this at home. If homeless, go for it!"

"In answer to the question ""would you have sex with bill Clinton"" 87 percent of Americans responded No. Not again"

"Why was Civil Disobedience such a good essay? Thoreau editing."

"How can you instantly blind an Asian person? put a steering wheel in front of them"

"In a restaurant: Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!! In a restaurant: Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!! Waiter: Sorry, sir. The fly is on vacation."

"Came up with this lame one... What do you call a posh shop that sells kitchen appliances? Selfridges."