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Joke of the Day

"When life hands you gators, make Gatorade...just kidding-that means life hates you because the gators would totally kill and eat you 1st."

"Why do white girls walk in odd numbers? Because they cant even."

"What do you get when you cross a whore and a leprechaun. A little green fucker about two feet tall. (Best told orally so can hold hands two feet apart.)"

"I have erectile dysfunction, and I'm constipated. My doctor prescribed me Viagra and Ex-lax... Now I don't know if I'm coming or going!"

"China has a Great Wall And they have barely any Mexicans"

"Have you ever hit a man with glasses? No. A 2by4 works much better."

"I was kidnapped by mad scientist who experimented on me, replacing my limbs with animal ones. If I ever see him again I'll tear him apart with my bear hands."

"What is the title of Martha Stewart's culinary anthology? ""Cooking: The Books"""

"Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one... He's never gonna give you Up"

"Why is North Korea so polluted? They have supreme litter."