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Joke of the Day

"The existence of Hogwarts has never been proven false..."

"Why did Kevin's Ice cream fall down? Because he was hit by a truck"

"What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common? They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud"

"So an interviewer asked me a question.. A: Your greatest weakness? B: Interpreting semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmaticsA: Could you give an example?B: Yes, I could"

"Old Macdonald had a really bad scrabble hand...... E - I - E - I - O....."

"This Christmas buy your Hoes something nice. cause its the thot that counts"

"I value your opinion as long as you don't offer it"

"a self-checkout line with 0 mirrors what a joke"

"Hello everyone this is your pilot speaking. If u look out the windows on your left youll see some fish. This is the worst Ive ever messed up"

"Why does Paris have the best theaters? The audience is always dead quiet.... Looks like i'm going to hell."