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Joke of the Day

"Why was Hitler so obsessed about getting into heaven? Because there were 6 million Jews waiting for him in hell."

"We woke up to a noise. I grabbed a bat. He grabs a can of body spray. ""Really? Gunna make this burglar irresistible to women huh?"""

"You know what I find odd? Every other number."

"What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine? The hippocampus."

"I saw a really lifelike portrait of Donald Trump the other day... ... it was really freaky how the hands followed you around the room."

"Computers are like women At first you cherish them with all your love. Then, as time goes on you become more careless. Until one day you realize... *You have a virus*"

"Ikea Meatballs There certainly a sweDISH"

"I found this joke today HAHA APRIL FOOLS BITCHES"

"What's a soldier's least favorite car company? KIA"

"A natural log with her own show ln(DeGeneres)"