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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I wonder how people who don't have kids get their TV remotes from the other side of the room."

"I was playing Words with Fiends I scored 50 points for using all my runes, but summoned Pazuzu."

"The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense... Then a wigwam and a tepee walked into the bar and I left quickly. Things had gotten too tense."

"Why did the brother octopi look so alike? They were itentacle twins."

"My favorite sushi bar is the one where you can yell ""ARF, ARF"" like a seal and the chef throws raw fish in your mouth"

"What is a lazy persons favourite exercise routine? Diddly squat."

"Why do gay clubs float so well? They're flambuoyant."

"How do you turn a little boy into a little girl? With a small loan of a million dollars."

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat."

"What did the snail say when he rode a turtle? Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out."