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Joke of the Day

"I knocked over the altar at a Buddhist temple the other day and spilled ash all over the monks They were incensed"

"Who are a fat person's two best friends Ben and Jerry."

"GARY: ""You wanna?"" BARRY: ""Ugh. Jesus OK."" (Siamese twins deciding to masturbate)"

"What concert can you see for 45 cents? 50 cent, featuring Nickleback."

"How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff? Put a redneck behind it."

"Mental illness isn't a disease... ... It's all in the mind."

"What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets? Max"

"Where did little Suzzie go after the explosion? Everywhere."

"FB lesson number #1. If you don't want people meddling in your business, stop posting it on your status."

"""Son, I just wanted to let you know your adopted"" ""Are you kidding? Really?"" I shouted. ""Yup, get ready,"" he said. ""They'll be picking you up in about an hour."""