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Joke of the Day
"How is Harrison Ford like the Reddit admins? Both should have said no to the latest update."
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"A man walks into a bar with a big slab of tarmac/asphalt under his arm... The barman asks him, ""So what can I get you?"" ""I'll have a pint and eh, one for the road."""
"After I have sex, I like my women how I like my mailbox outside my house"
"So did you hear about the Angry composer? Apparently, he had a few scores to settle."
"I was speaking to a black man the other day, when I said I suffered from Deuteranopia he asked 'Are you being racist?' I said 'no, I don't see colour'"
"Why haven't you introduced me to your followers yet? Are you ashamed of me?"
"In an interview Barbara Walters asks OJ Simpson if he thinks he will ever be married again... He says, ""I don't know... One of these days, I might take another stab at it."""
"When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land? Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!"
"The good news is I'm pretty much who I say I am. The bad news is I'm pretty much who I say I am."
"god bless the 1st weatherman to dress as danny zuko & plead with sandy"