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Joke of the Day
"I've met many Richards... However, some of them are Dicks."
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"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who know code, and those who don't."
"If you swap the fried cheese for cheese, the beer for wine and the cheese art for actual art, Wisconsin is just like France."
"I'm shaking my hands to get my nail polish to dry and now this deaf guy outside wants to know how the story ends."
"Dad walks in on son fapping He says,""Son that'll make you go blind!"" The young man says,""Dad I'm over here, that's a lamp."""
"How did the Jewish mother offer to help her son meet a nice Jewish girl? She offered to pay for half of his J-date membership."
"I've learned from my mistakes. I make bigger and better mistakes than ever now."
"What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? Elton John."
"One my 12-year-old cousin told me What's the difference between broccoli and boogers? Children don't eat broccoli."
"If you can't figure out your location on a coordinate plane... ...Are you lost in translation?"