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Joke of the Day
"""How do you perform mediation?"" ""Meditation? Uuuummmmmmm........"""
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"Nobody really dates anymore. You just make eye contact, text, hang out, and next thing you know all her clothes are in your closet...."
"Little Monster: I hate my teacher. Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!"
"Top 10 inappropriate songs to sing at a children's karaoke party; 10 - Sometimes When We Touch"
"There are 10 types of people in this world Those who understand binary and those who don't."
"A guy meets a fat chick at a convention [deleted]"
"did you hear that Frosty broke up with his girlfriend? i understand....he says she's frigid....."
"There's no ""i"" in ""team"" but there are like millions of other words with ""i"" in them so what's the big deal about ""team"" anyway?"
"What seperates black people and white people? The bars. Shoutout to my bud Treyvon for this joke from almost 7 years ago."
"What do you call the sweat on your balls after sex with your cousin? Relative humidity."