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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the sweat on your balls after sex with your cousin? Relative humidity."
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"True Love Man: I want to share everything with you, my love. Woman: Let's start with your bank account."
"Whats the difference between a sly pig and a yeast infection? One's a cunning runt....."
"On the anniversary of Harambe's death... the Cincinnati Zoo should have special deals all day. Discounts for Harambe."
"My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburnt !"
"What do you call a hollow dachshund? Holloween. (*Please don't report me)"
"Which race eats the most watermelon? The human race, you racist asshole!"
"What is the best way to make your dick look and feel really big? Fuck a toddler."
"If you believe in stereotypes then your brain is as small as a Korean's penis"
"""excuse me, (Chinese couple at the next table,) I seem to have forgotten my calculator, can I borrow your toddler?"""