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Joke of the Day

"What do you name a tricky pig? Cunningham"

"Father Rooney told us he figured out how to make his penis 12 inches Fold it in half."

"What is the correct way to refer to an OP who resides in Europe? The Continental OP."

"19 showed us what he has learned at college when he asked ""can we drink screwdrivers while we are opening presents?"" *making screwdrivers*"

"I see wed people."

"The cats told me the reason we only have one life is because we're too stupid to handle nine lives. I believe this is true."

"Owls would be so much cooler if they could also say 'are you'"

"*looks at watch* come on, I gotta get back to browsing the same four websites over and over"

"In my first job, I had to proofread tampon box instructions. Grammar was good, but it was clear that they had no idea how a period works."

"You know what's pretty much the same as 9/11? 0.81818"