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Joke of the Day
"Owls would be so much cooler if they could also say 'are you'"
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"What's the longest word in the world? Smiles. Because there's a mile between each 'S'."
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"What is the bibliophile's favorite website? Reddit! Courtesy of my 32 year old boyfriend. He cracks himself up."
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