130594
Joke of the Day
"How do you change the number of sides in a pentagon? You intersect it with a plane."
Next Joke
"Ever notice it's only ""stalking"" if the person doing the stalking is unattractive."
"What did the Florida boy have on his feet? Crocs"
"[American Politics] Why do Republicans favor small government? To bitter fit in my uterus."
"I ate 23k pounds of cream cheese yesterday. BUT, there were nuts in it and I yelled FITFAM the whole time so technically it was health food"
"How do you mend a jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch."
"Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ""HERGGEHRHEHAIOUIGSGEG!"""
"I don't think I could be a mom. Listening to another person cry all night just seems awful & I wouldn't want to impose that on a baby."
"How are women and tornadoes alike? They moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave."
"The next person who calls it an ATM Machine is getting sent to the ICU Unit."