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Joke of the Day

"Naked man doing jumping jacks... db qp db qp db qp db qp"

"Why do japanese have small eye slits? because nuclear explosions are so fucking bright. (i'm going to hell for this)"

"Why can't you have two Apple watches? Because then it would be a pair (pear)!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Barbie ! Barbie who ? Barbie Q !"

"What has 50 legs but can't walk? Half a centipede."

"A Linux Joke In computing, what's the only way to generate a truly random string? Put a Windows user in front of VI and tell him to quit."

"I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free"

"Since the invention of the smart phone, how many times have you clicked a desktop icon once and waited for a response. Ok, just me?"

"I think walking in on my parents having sex would be less awkward than standing over your shoulder while you show me a YouTube video."

"what do you call a fraction where the numerator is bigger than the denominator?(dirty joke) missionary position."