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Joke of the Day
"How do Catholic church priests stay healthy? They exorcise."
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"I should marry my neighbor. She doesn't live with me, we never speak, and we see each other naked all the time."
"[Shipwrecked diary] Day 1: I found a pen, and a notebook to write in. More pens. I might be in a Staples. Printer paper. I'm in a Staples."
"*only shaves legs in the spots exposed by my ripped jeans*"
"Cashier: ""Look at all this candy! You're going to have a lot of happy kids this Halloween"" Me: ""It's Halloween?"""
"What do you call a cannibal who eats quadriplegics? Vegetarians."
"What the difference between a ISIS member and a child? I don't know, I just fly the drones."
"me: can i have a coke waiter: is Pepsi ok? me: ya pepsi's fine pepsi: i have a boyfriend"
"Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?"
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russell"