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Joke of the Day

"""You knew what you were getting into, Charlene"" ""Jim your addiction to long walks on the beach is destroying our marriage"" ""YOU READ MY BIO"""

"Do we still not know who let the dogs out?"

"Chuck Norris has held the World Championship in every weight class at the same time."

"What do women and aircraft share in common? They both have cockpits"

"What do you call a used rubber in a church parking lot? Family practice"

"Please, call me Seahorse. Mr. Seahorse was my mother."

"My drug dealer cracks me up."

"I would exercise, but then all the sprinkles would fall off my cupcake."

"Katrina Hit me hard, Wrecked my house, threw all of my possessions around and flooded my basement, But I still think those jeans made her look fat."

"If you're not using Social Media to spout your uninformed opinion then you're totally missing the point of the Internet."