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Joke of the Day
"People with a sense of humor are so much easier to talk to."
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"A black third grader goes up to his mom and says: ""Mom, I have the biggest dick in the third grade, is it because i'm black?"" ""No."" She replies. ""It's because you're 19."""
"What do you call an old snowman? Water."
"From my not quite 3yr old cousin. Q:Why did the doggy cross the road? A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road? A: To get away!"
"If you show me a piano falling down a mine shaft... I'll show you Aflat minor."
"What concert ticket costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat. Nickelback"
"What do you call the money a prostitute makes? Incum"
"What do you call a quadriplegic Canadian? A Can't-adian!"
"I bought some Velcro shoes so that nobody can make fun of my velcro wallet anymore because now they will match"
"My dogs keep looking at me as if I have the power to fix the snow outside but I'm too goddamned lazy to do it"