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Joke of the Day
"People with a sense of humor are so much easier to talk to."
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"Why wouldn't Dolores let William eat the corn? Because the maize isn't meant for him."
"What does vlads wife say about his premature ejaculation? Just putin, don't Russian"
"Social Justice Warriors are so sensitive that... Social Justice Warriors are so sensitive that they don't need a Large Hadron Collider to locate the Higgs-Boson Particle."
"Mini M&M's - for when you just can't finish an entire M&M"
"2 Owls 2 owls are sitting in a tree. First turns to the second and says, ""Did you hear Bill's getting a divorce?"" The second Owl replies, ""Who?"""
"What's the difference between Trump and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself"
"Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore? Because their eggs stinked!"
"What if... Obama was secretly working for the government?"
"One I heard at a restaurant ""Am I the first girl you ever kissed?"" She whispered softly to her date. ""It's possible"" he admitted, ""Were you at Lake Geneva in 2004?"""