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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field"

"I bought my epileptic friend a strobe light for his birthday. He's going to have a fit when he sees it."

"What is it like to be a woman in comedy? I would say it's 1% jokes & 99% answering this question."

"My masturbation addiction is getting bad I'm right in the grips of it."

"I keep getting the urge to purchase a big white bear from the artic... ...Doc says I might have ""Buy Polar"" disorder! EDIT: arctic*"

"I almost banged my wife in the ass last night.. Coworker: Well, what happened? Me: She woke up!"

"Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher? It wasn't her job to educate people."

"angel: they seem to be doing well God: give them more diseases angel: is that really necess- God: and social anxiety and kill a gorilla"

"What's the difference between a vegetable and a berry? i can't vegetable my dick so far in your ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur"

"Quite the conundrum for us ass men... We cannot lie, but we must never trust a big butt and a smile. I'll see myself out now."